LinkedIn is at Peak Enshittifaction

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These are my personal opinions, which exist in an entirely segmented realm of my brain and my existence than that of my employer. They are not associated.

This is a story about the enshittification of LinkedIn. You are probably familiar with it.

I’ve been on LinkedIn for about 20 years. It started as a useful way to demonstrate my work experience, connect with current and past coworkers, and build business relationships. It was useful as a digital calling card of sorts.

At security conferences, I’d quickly pull up the app on my phone and befriend someone I had just met and had a conversation with. We’d keep in touch and Like or comment on each other’s LinkedIn posts.

Admittedly, most of those connections I made would never become anything else. We didn’t continue any real-world conversations or reach out to each other at all. These “friends” just became reminders of a short conversation I once had at a conference or workshop. I started wondering what the use of this site was, yet, everyone seemed to be using it, so I found myself curiously coming back once in a while.

Persistent Outreach

I can’t pick out an exact point in time that it started happening, but there was a noticeable shift in the kinds of connection requests I started getting. Maybe it coincided with my job title changes as they evolved and became more desirable for marketers to reach out to. Maybe it coincided with LinkedIn becoming a marketing person’s fertile playground. I am not sure, but something shifted.

One change I did notice, and I never felt like figuring out why, is that I started getting Followers in addition to people asking me to Connect. Some people would Follow me and then ask to Connect later. LinkedIn never did anything noticeable to explain what this all meant, but it happened.

Who? Why?

It was confusing, and I never felt like looking into it, so I just started ignoring them.

Sales Pitches

Everything started turning into sales pitches: requests to “run something by you,” get “10 minutes of your time,” show me an article they’d “really like your opinion on.” All in the name of making a connection –and possible sales lead– to meet a quota in SalesForce (most likely).

They even tried bribery in the form of sending me an Amazon gift card, just to meet with them for 30 minutes and hear their pitch. I know for a fact, based on experience, this would only lead to even more persistent follow-ups, “ticklers”, and pressurized tactics to sell to me.

I stopped going to LinkedIn as much.

Overly Persistent Salespeople

Within the last 2 years, I started getting connection requests alongside immediate follow-ups to my work email, and it became clear that I decided I needed to look into things – or shut down my LinkedIn account. Some setting somewhere must have changed, but I wasn’t sure what.

I was sure, however, that I had never put my work email address into LinkedIn. Yes, it was probably easy to guess based on who I work for, but this cold-calling tactic was sleazy and would immediately turn me off to any reputable vendors, especially when they had be annoyingly persistent by sending me multiple “just let me know if you’d like me to stop bugging you” types of emails.

In short: if you are a salesperson, please don’t do this.

Silent Privacy Changes

The company has implemented some invasive changes over the years, and didn’t bother to tell users – or buried the notices deep in their TOS that no one read. Their lack of privacy by default has always been concerning. Some of these were questionable, others, such as opting you in to AI training, were mind-boggling. There was even a short-lived lawsuit about that.

The AI setting you didn’t know about.

LinkedIn’s True Enshittification

The true indicator that we had reached the event horizon in the downfall of LinkedIn occurred sometime in the last year.

I logged in one day and saw that posts and comments had turned vitriolic. They had become like Twitter, like the comment section on your local newspaper’s website, or just about any thread on NextDoor these days.

An Executive Director!

People were making terrible statements with their employer’s name associated with them.

Posting your pronouns was never required. Why is it such a problem anyway?

Yes, it coincides with the political climate in the USA and the general climate of intolerant “free speech” that has proliferated everywhere as a result. But in a setting of professional profiles closely tied to employers? Why risk your job, your customer base, or your reputation?

“Listener”
Even using the “R” word.

I will just say this about that: we are all humans, we all deserve equal opportunity to live, love, and thrive. You know, that whole “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness” thing.

Live and let live. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. A rising tide lifts all boats. You know…basic decency to others.

LinkedIn is now complicit in stifling these pursuits.

I am at a loss for any further words, really. Having left Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter within the last month, I am now shutting down my LinkedIn profile.

Indeed.

— willc

The Stars Served Up Some Love

Most of my family has fallen in love with playing tennis recently, and to a slightly lesser degree, watching it. So it was exciting to find out that a benefit event had been put together, bringing four big names in tennis and a few other random celebrities to Asheville. The “Stars Servin’ Up Love” event gave us some up-close, in-person observations of what the pros are capable of, and it was quite remarkable.

On February 2, 2025, Jessica Pegula (ranked #6 in the world at the time), Emma Navarro (#9), Andy Roddick, and Andre Agassi, all showed up and played some seriously awesome tennis, even though it was just an exhibition.

The celebs in attendance, and who also played some decent tennis, included Esai Morales (of Caprica fame), Pete Wentz (Fallout Boy), Jeff Probst (Survivor), and some dude from The Daily Show named Michael Kosta (sorry, I haven’t watched that show in some years).

They raised over a million bucks that day, and much to everyone’s surprise, all of the stars involved did it completely free! Asheville is still recovering from the impacts of the hurricane, and we will be for quite some time. I still drive by the debris, missing buildings, upside-down cars, and devastation multiple times a week…over 4 months later. The whole city still has downed lines, fallen trees, and piles of debris lining the streets. It is slowly getting better, but the reminders are all still there, and the tennis event was a welcome, unifying celebration of what selflessness can do to lift spirits.

Check out some pics from Stars Servin’ Up Love.

The Modlins

I took this old song, recorded on 4-Track cassette in 1997 or so, and gave it some modern treatment. I think it came out pretty good.

The Modlins were a prog-rock force born at Warren Wilson College in the 1990’s. Richard Wallace sang and played guitar, Justin Hallman played bass, and I, Will Chatham, played the drums.

This was one of my favorite songs we ever did.

Hurricane Helene Relief – Music Specials

To help out with the hurricane relief effort here in Asheville, NC, I am offering a way for you to both pitch in and get something in return.

If you buy my new album between now and November 1, I will donate 100% of the proceeds to BeLoved Asheville to help out with Hurricane Helene relief efforts.

I am also offering a bundle of all 4 of my albums on CD for $20. I’ll donate those proceeds as well.

Buy Octopus by Shadow Person:

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Buy the 4 CD Bundle:

https://buy.stripe.com/7sIdSy3IT2vO2Sk145

The bundle includes these four CDs:

  • Shadow Person – Octopus
  • Shadow Person – person of interest
  • Will Chatham – Instances of Me
  • Will Chatham – Musical Variety Show

Shadow Person’s new album – Octopus

My musical alter-ego, Shadow Person, has a new album coming out October 1, 2024.

You may or may not recall that Shadow Person’s first album came out in January of 2024. Yes, I’ve been super busy writing songs and producing what I think is my best piece of work yet. I hope you agree.

I wrote all the songs on the drums, meaning that I recorded the drum parts for each song before I had any music, melody, or lyrics in mind. This fresh approach brought out something different in these tunes, and it made it much more fulfilling for me since I still consider the drums my “main” instrument. Still, everything you hear was played or sung by me.

You can hear it now on SoundCloud, but it will hit all the major streaming services in a few weeks.

Bugs inside the house?

No, not the smart home management variety that are always listening (looking at you, Siri, Alexa, and Google Home), or the kind that spies of yore used (or maybe still use?) to listen in on your dinner plans or football watching habits.

No, I am referring to actual bugs. Insects. Things that are highly annoying when they get into your home. We get these often in our house, as doors tend to get left open due to our indoor/outdoor lifestyle in the warmer months.

From mosquitos to house flies to various types of gnats and stinging things, we tend to get them all.

Aspectek Bug Zapper To The Rescue

On a whim, I bought one of these Aspektec bug zappers off Amazon, and it has been the best $40 I ever spent. In fact, I ended up buying a second one to keep in the basement since the one on the main floor worked so well. It attracts ’em, it zaps ’em, it splats ’em.

There are few downsides, however. First is that the zapping noise is rather loud, but that is also satisfying in a demented way.

Second is that the bugs don’t always fall into the removable tray at the bottom, so expect to wipe or vacuum some of them up.

Lastly, some of the bigger bugs this thing has zapped, including large flies and hornets, tend to linger a bit and get zapped repeatedly. In fact, they start smoldering on occasion, which isn’t the most pleasant thing when it comes to household smells. But I tend not to be bothered by that sort of thing.

The good news is my cats leave it alone and are not interested in it, and we don’t get eaten by mosquitos at night in our own house!

Welcome To My World

This phrase is the slogan of a narcissist.

“Welcome to my world.”

It diminishes whatever the person receiving it just said. It turns attention back to the person who said it. It indicates a lack of empathy, and is also a request for sympathy.

“You should feel sorry for me instead.”

Sometimes it is meant to be funny, but underneath the surface it is cruel.

It is entirely possible that not everyone who says it is a narcissist, and people may not even realize it comes off as mean, but it is a red flag, and is a self-centered phrase in any given situation.

Empathy is a good alternative

Instead of saying “Welcome to my world” when someone expresses their struggles with something, you might be tempted to turn to a different phrase such as “I know how that goes” or “I’ve been through that myself.”

These really aren’t much different than “welcome to my world,” just less bratty.

How about trying not to use an “I” statement at all? Don’t turn it back to you. Try some empathy.

“That sounds really difficult.”

“Oh wow, you had a rough day. Let me make you some tea.”

“Tell me more about that.”

Often, what people need, whether they realize it consciously or not, is just to be heard. That can make the difference in turning someone’s bad day around.

In other words, you may not be a narcissist, but using narcissistic phrases can inadvertently shut down and dismiss the person who is trying to convey their plight to you. Offer some support, some kindness, some empathy.

You might be surprised at the reactions you get.

Shadow Person – CD’s Available Now

The new release from Shadow Person, person of interest, is available now. You can pick one up for cheap on Bandcamp. You can also listen to it for free on your favorite streaming service. Check one below:

Spotify

SoundCloud

Tidal

YouTube

Apple Music

Amazon

Shadow Person Bio

Shadow Person, the musical alter ego of Will Chatham, delves into the realms of the shadow self, drawing inspiration from Jungian psychology to the occult. Through thought-provoking songs, Shadow Person explores the depths of hidden emotions, from confronting inner demons to finding peace.

Formerly known for three solo albums, Will Chatham has transitioned into the persona of Shadow Person. With a musical career spanning four decades and contributions to influential acts in Louisville, KY, and Asheville, NC, Chatham has embraced a golden era of home-based production, fueled by creativity unleashed during the depths of the COVID quarantine.

Find Shadow Person on Instagram @shadowpersonmusic, like, and follow!

Stay tuned to more news at https://shadowpersonmusic.com

All In One SEO Plugin in 2024: Avoid it like the plague

I updated the All In One SEO Plugin on this website today. The next thing I knew, I had two new plugins installed for me, the Monsterinsights and some sort of opt-in plugin called Optinmonster.

Yeet!

I deleted all that shit faster than you can throw a watermelon off an overpass. After googling around a bit to figure out what had happened, I discovered this post that keyed me in to what was going on:

MonsterInsights is Auto-installed
https://wordpress.org/support/topic/monsterinsights-is-auto-installed/

This is a terrible practice I hope no other WordPress plugin developers emulate. If you do, I hope the community shames you into reconsidering your ways.

Why is this so bad? Let me enumerate they ways:

Installing one plugin should never, EVER install more plugins without giving a person the awareness that this is happening! It’s bad form, it’s stealing a website’s resources, it’s stealing screen real estate, it’s introducing unknown risk, and broadening your website’s threat profile without telling you.

Then you get all these banners asking you to set up all these paid connections for these plugins to work. Bad form, again!

The Kicker

To top it all off, after walking through the All In One SEO setup steps, I found an email waiting for me moments later:

I did not opt in for this! This egregious action is most certainly in violation of the US CAN-SPAM laws. I can’t wait to report them. In fact, I will go do that now

Ok, I feel a little better now.

If you offer a plugin for people to use, you should never assume they want MORE plugins installed, and never grab their email address from their WordPress settings to sign them up for ANYTHING outside of your plugin installed.

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